PORNVALLEY, DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA – It was announced, in a desire to inflict something, “worse than water boarding,” Trump is hiring a key advisors from, the Fetish Smut Provider, Kink.com, including but not limit to James Dean.
The site was known to have turned down water boarding as a theme due to it being too soft core. Trump was also excited by the idea of people like James Dean who hold rape charges over their heads, “I really relate to this,” said Trump while trying to Masturbate unsuccessfully to a Water Boarding Video (available at the CIA Gift Shop in Langley).
While Hilary is looking into sex toy tech, to invest in a “Strap on Smart Bomb,” her donors offered to make her if becoming President, Trump is eager to start right at home with Kink. “They and James Dean know brutality,” said Trump, “and I want some and they will get all the defense funds and access they need.” Dean a great lover of Israel is eager to help teach the fine art or tormenting human beings. “It’s for the glory of my people, the chosen children of Israel” he said from the business end of a glory hole.
Many aren’t sure if they prefer to use boredom of watching the porn or using the torture techniques in their pornographic expression.