Saving Up For Trudeau Pot Sin Tax, BC – Peter Gordon McKay of the Conservative Party has lost his Patience, “I tried everything with the opposition,” he said, “Why did Harper not resign for my sake?” In outrage of Harper’s stubborn hold of his Leadership of the Conservative Party, McKay has left to be leader of his own Party.
His own Party will consist of his loyalist in Cabinet and be called the Late Nazi Soviet Maoist Party with promises to extend more arms than Party CFO (Earl Cuyler, 52) has to China, Putin’s Russia, and the Disney Corporation. As well as open more free trade to his friends, make CSIS a legal delusion when provable.
“Harper is weak,” he said, “why make Duffy pay back what he took in his terrible character? Lets give him a raise!”
He sighted Harper’s lack of martial law action, saying “Pierre Trudeau knew how to do this and get away with it, what’s the deal?” He through a bottle of fermented maple syrup and ranted drunk through the night. Ranting about no one needs small Government, just to, “hear it may happen” and about something CSIS “encouraged” my stringer not to tell me. He yelled Terrorism a million times and claimed the Niqab bombers are out there, then passed out.