#Metoo is going strong and people are wondering, “why don’t they believe women?”
Some say it’s this sick obsession with due process, and “evidence…” maybe hang ups on pictures and broads who are shocked a home visit audition went bad. But no, people traced the problem too the Mulva incident.
“People who watch and repeat Seinfeld are rapists!” says Alice Morono, “One day it’s a clever dirty joke, the next it’s ….. nag nag nag … and he’ll rape her, and because she said he did, even know she didn’t have a smoking dress.
Arch feminists are calling for a ban on all comedy mentioning vaginas, to avoid these potential rape by accredited repeated humor.
“These people are nuts,” says arch feminist critic and feminist lawyer, Susan Bee, who thinks that suing over sitcom jokes is “why people think Weinstein is still an ok…well Cosby… well some of them are okay guys.”
Still Mz Morno insists the only way to do things is a full on assault on comedy, and end to a sense of humor.
“It’s working in Vancouver,” she insists.
Will Comedy win the war? One can only tell.

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