CITY OF VANCOUVER, BC – The Zombies could rise any time, if rents are to say anything. “I can’t afford to die,” said 100 y/o Ina Graves, “I have one foot in and the rent is crazy, a whole plot will kill me despite death.”
Suicide may drop when people realize there is little savings in death rents.
One Zombie was seen eating brains said, “I was just evicted from my Vancouver plot,” he said, “It’s not my fault I have eat brains out of the East Van trash bins!”
Mayor Robertson said, “hey we decided 3000ish was affordable, I can afford it, so it’s affordable housing.” Gregor and his council live in poverty as the few people in Vancouver who can vote themselves a pay raise.
When asked about all these horrible rent situations Kerry Jang just responded by signing his RX Pad and committing people who were a problem for him.
“Finally a free place to live, and drugs!” said a man who was complaining at city hall and later sent to the VGA Assessment Wards for Paranoia. “It’s great I can get housing some how, but what about the suicide they watch me for?” the unknown homeless man of no important name said, “Potters field goes for 700/mo.”