BOYBUGGAH, OR – Due to ancient tweets by James Gunn being entered into evidence of gross sexual abuse of a minor, the Wishing Tree was arrested and charged with a count of child molestation.
“Since we learned the tweets were literal descriptions of what transpired, we acted quickly,” said Oregon State Police. “We want all Trees, to know we won’t be tolerating this.”
The Pine Tree has yet since claimed it was racism, and that a Birch could easily have done it.
The North American Tree Boy Love Association plans to make a complaint to the supreme court under human rights complaints.