HOLLYWOKE, CA – Many are applauding awards even given away to a 3 and half year old motion picture, in a show diversity, but Zer Paxie Whyteman is not.
Head of the National Association for the Advancement of Woke People called the Oscars of 2019, “A hate rally against the Intersectional,” zer Whyteman who is appears to look lily skinned and able bodied person with a mustache born with the name Paxton, Identifies a, “Disabled Black Woman.”
This disabled Black Woman, said, “Why was it not 100% trans disabled black women who identify as gender fluid?” “It is clear hate!”
When pointing out that Spike Lee got an award after years of being passed up, zer said, “Pfff, he’s a man, and identifying as such makes him a rapist.” “The Oscars support rape!,” yelled Whyteman, who accidentally protested outside an Oscar Myer Wiener factory.
I could have gotten more out of zer, but zhe needed to find more weed, yelling, “White rapists [men] in MAGA hats,” were to blame for zer’s low supply.
Clearly zhe is very passionate. If only more people could be “Woke.”

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