LEGION OF DOOM, WASHINGTON DC – Just minutes of her announcement the Democratic National Committee announced 100% of the vote for Hillary Rodham Clinton, by the Super Delegates.
“The votes that matter have spoken,” said DNC Campaign Overseer, Hillary Clinton. “This is a proud day for Democracy,” she went on.
When asked how the person she affectionately called a “Super Predator,” Corey “Sparticus” Booker. how he felt, he just repeated robotically “She is the nominee, we must obey.”
The GOP spokesman, Colluda Cosonova said, “This was a relief, we worried the Democrats may have ended that Super Delegate System by now.”
The Libertarian Party have something to say, but the MSM agrees to keep their comments down to stupid misspoken foreign policy words. So it’s likely unimportant.
The Greens say they plan to nominate someone from a hat as usual.
One thing can be for certain, we can be happy to expect another dynamic 2 party battle.

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