FAHRENLEFT, CA – In waves of criticism over freedom of speech issues and privacy, Facebook is working on bold new ways to counter criticism from Computer Illiterate politicians.
“We are working hard to make sure that no one knows your in relationship when you announce publicly you are in a relationship,” said Chief of Anachronistic Policy, Lai Orr.
He stated that they have put a huge effort in privacy matters by purging Libertarians and some Conservative opinions from the platform. Orr was clear when he said, “Libertarians are more likely to worry about privacy, so you remove that, and no one complains.”
When asked about fake news, he said, “didn’t I say we removed them?” “See by removing Libertarians, there are no other outside voices defending a Conservative, or perceived Conservative’s Opinions.”
They claim they learned it from Twitter, when asked about Gab, Minds, and Bitchute. He just pissed his pants and ranted about the evils of competition and said it will be no different when they have to deal with the SEC, the Anti-Social Network you need to go public.
A user who doesn’t want to be names, showed us a profile saying Amy Locco, complained how every time she’d post some thing public it was on search engines, and that just putting a public birthdate made it too easy for advertisers and data miners to know her age.
When asked the National Association of SEC Social Media said that this is why privacy is priority, people never figure out simple features.

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