MAGICPONYFARTS, DC – Mueller Probe found no collusion with Russia, but it isn’t the end of Trump’s problems, according to Eva Goldy Brown of the Intersectional Society of Finger Pointing.
“Trump is still white,” said Eva, a porcelain skinned blonde blue eyed girl. She continued on….well to say when I woke up hours later and she was still talking, saying, “…and because of his cis white make privilege he must be impeached and tossed into jail.”
When reached for comment a senior staff member at the Whitehouse said, “Anyone can tell you, and everyone has, that he is Orange.”
Ms Brown was, in a followup, said, “He lives in the Whitehouse, what more proof is needed.”
No one at DNC could not be reached for comment, they are planning a suicide party.
A Congresswoman named for a Spanish colonialist yelled “but he’s white.”
Sadly we couldn’t much more than these ad homs, so this is going to be short.

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