SHADYWEASLES, CA – In a brave announcement of Nazi Killing and Dragon chasing, which is a weekend in a Los Angeles Alleyway, they proudly showed off Elderstein 79 3D: The Microtransactioning and the VR version along side it.
“We are very pleased to tell everyone about our new technology to actually charge Microtransactions directly from your brain, using memories of your most recent credit card,” said Sam Dushe, Director of the Department of Glitch and Pinch at Bathesda.
“With stunning graphics distracting you from unsatisfying story lines and game play we will never stop collecting those small purchases that add up with many Gotcha Crates worth of cash,” said the Department of Cash Vaccuming head, Hugh Cashman, “If it all goes bad, we will virtue signal at our parent company.”
“Did you see that pecker that Transexual was sporting? For shame.” said Head of Woke, Izzy White.
Naturally this is a Game of the Year, I plan on giving it a several star review after a trip to a luxury resort. Totally unrelated.