COVETRY, ISRAEL – In a shocking turn of events, Jesus descended onto the world, and as his first action he healed the typical disabled person by laying his hands, however, he is a man and she was a woman.
So what was to be a Miracle, is not a clear Rape.
“It was horrible, it was like Cosby, Mike Tyson, Weinstein and Jerrod all wrapped together and happening again,” said National Organization of Women’s Intersectional head, Anna Rahg. When asked about the Miracle, when she got to walk again she responded, “Did you not see him touch her without her permission?”
she went on, “Sure she can walk, sure she can speak, sure she can no be in massive pain, but she is clearly traumatized.”
When asked if Ana spoke to the Victim, she said there was no need, she was there to speak for her and all women and intersectional people.
There was no need for any of us in the MSM or Left-Bloggers to get the Jesus side of the story, nor bother with all that Due Process nonsense, since it’s clearly a privilege and a right.
I just hope that, in the future, that men…err white men, since we need ethno males to be obedient servants, will be very careful when they try to offer up “miracles” and help people.

Article correction: White Men includes Neil DeGrasse Tyson, who raped a woman by looking at her tattoo. We apologize to his victim and the black community for not isolating him from it and making broad claims against them, it is my fault, I have some white ancestors. Even males.