ATLANTA, GA – The Department of homeland security has issued a warrant for Unknown Hinson yeat they have not been able to find him anywhere during the day.
When asked why they wanted him, Chief of Constitutional Infraction at the DHS or the DHS, Noel Rights said “We found a tape recording of him singing about dying and take everyone with him.”
Because the Patriot Act was written by George W Bush, naturally the laws specified suspected vampires.
The DHS has been searching for a shack of squids said to be a part of this terror cell.

If anyone has seen him they are to contact Noel Rights, at the DHS. He is considered armed dangerous, and possibly fanged.