WASHINGMONEY, DC – John Bolton announced his sociopathic sexual frustration at Trump suddenly cock blocking their war with Iran. “He’s a cocktease,” said Bolton, “Plain and simple.
“I was so primed, almost there to penetrate Iran like it’s a taxpayer,” shouted the blue balled Bolton.
Bolton, one of many Whitehouse members were at the AIP HQ ready to sync a circle jerk to the explosion footage.
“It is not a fact I am horny, feelings are not facts,” said Ben Shapiro, who wished to bathe in imported Persian blood, “Because of Trump this is merely a funny handshake meeting.”
“Who cares about a 150 lives, or a fucking drone, we are fucking horny,” said Putton Israel, head of the American Israeli PAC’s department of Sociopathic entertainment. When asked about the Jew’s First Commandment, he said, “why else did we get a shabbos goy in the White House?” “Presbyterians will kill anyone for you, just tell them Catholics might live there.”
So the night just ended in a small mutual masturbation session to old Palestine Bombing and English Irish Execution Videos.
We can’t show any pictures.