In wave of paranoid knee jerks the world of Video Games is following, now since no one knows this like Eidios Montreal, they were convinced to make Nintendo’s next Animal Crossing, a Mayor with more ordinances that he can count, 5 villagers and 5 cops that don’t do nothing but arrest villagers on assumption of guilt. They promise to get to the reason at some point, they know your going to do it.
Cafe will be a psychiatric unit where the Mayor can calm the demanding lot and then rather than be a citizen Mayor who has to get a job in the Cafe or Shake tree, but get 100000 a year for brutally abusing the people. On the upside, in the nature of it all no one is to wear a Niqab but are encouraged to wear a Klan hood…well okay that’s illegal too, there is no telling what color your Mayor will be, he just hates Arabs.
Resetti Secret Service also added and in Eidios style post epoch mode is added as an optional map.
This is the first move since Sony’s President dreamed up a merger that may happen over dead bodies.
Note: Same sex couples were added to make everyone forget the other things.