LEGION OF DOOM, ON – In a grand announcement a party merger between Oligarchist, Sovietism and Princess Justin have joined together to announce a merger of the Conservative, NDP, and Liberal Party to a National Socialist Party of Canada. “So no more apologies needed for the airport,” a spokesman said. Laws enforcing Vegan, Non-Smoking and opposing all fun (previously known as the Vancouver Act), an invasion of Polish Chicago and Ban on Jews in the works. There will be a factory of certain “free workers,” to do the jobs no one else wants to. A 15% min. wage for those not working there and most importantly no one will have to split the tyrannical vote, or any vote ever again. “Politics is finally honest again,” said a key official.
An old mustache style will be back in again, perhaps mandatory.