SNOOZETON, MI – In a long winded debate with all but one person who will get the nod from voters important to Democrats, Super Delegates, Bernie Sanders stood up willing to share how he has made the world better with Socialism.

“My Record is clear,” said Bernie, “I instrumental in convincing Adam and Eve to take the Apple from that Rich God Guy.” He went on saying that paradise was over rated, and leads to the decadent mire of laying back and having a good time.
“Yes they were expelled,” said Sanders, “But it’s because she put her trust in the hands of a white male.”
Ended with a rant about people being on his lawn and how he misses those times centuries ago where racist still meant something.