SWAMP, DC – In a fit of outrage, the Great Pumpkin demanded apologies to all who drew comparisons with him and Trump, “We look nothing alike,” said Mr. Pumpkin, “sure we knew and went to meetings during his time as a Democratic donor, but not the same.”

Trump and The Great Pumpkin seen above poorly hiding from the Cameras at one of these meetings, refused to respond to questions about it made through White House insiders (cleaners and temps who have no contact with him).
His silence says more about Russian-Ukranian collusion than anyone could know.
The Great Pumpkin said he never voted for Trump, while he appreciates and enjoys the increased CO2 levels, but said a lot of stuff about Jews that would make Ilhan Omar blush.
Mr. Pumpkin
President Trump recently came out as a man who Identifies as a Pumpkin and has been going through Jack-o-Lantern transition surgery.