WESTMINCER, ENGLAND, GREATBRITAIN – Due to a recent picture exposed straight from the internet, it was discovered that Prince Andrew was a Roman Catholic Priest. The British Monarchy is in a uproar.

“We can’t have this!” said Crown Spokesman Peter Mince. We further asked Mr. Mince if he was talking about recent Epstein allegations and child rape, but he said, “No! He was a Catholic! That is not Permitted!”
Due to the recent picture being put around in InfiniteChan, the Monarchy may be forced to oust Father Andrew from their ranks.
“I always thought there was something weird,” said his alleged victim, “He always demanded I say, who’s your father not daddy.”