CHELSEY, NEWYORK, NY – In a rush to follow trends, publisher’s all over are trying to keep current with needs of every day Public School concerns. “We were once concerned about Writing, Reading, and Math,” said Sam Kloehn of Childbater’s Publishing, “Now we it’s changed, how could you know any of that before basic sexual hygiene.”
Childbater is renowned for many of it’s books ranging from Blue’s Pool Party to Bi Curious George Accepts Candy. Yet most recently rebooted and updated book, “How To Button” with “Paddington Bear.”
“They say we are grooming Children,” said Kloehn, “This is totally not true, we are just encouraging young boys be fine with wanting to have sex with other grown men.”
He insists they had to update them to meet up with Government demands for Public School materials.
“How To Button,” won the Amsterdam School Award.
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